Stole this from fb:
Women's English:
Yes = No
No = Yes... Read More
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I am sorry = You'll be sorry
We need to talk = You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead = You better not
Do what you want = You will pay for this later
I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron
You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Men's English:
I am hungry = I am hungry
I am sleepy = I am sleepy
I am tired = I am tired
Nice dress = Nice cleavage
I love you = Lets have sex now
I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime = I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner = I'd like to have sex with you
I scientific study showed that women find different face attractive depending on where they are in thier menstrual cycle. for example, when I women is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However, when she is menstrating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
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